TALK TO ME CAPTAIN PICARD!

Patrick Stewart as Captain Jean-Luc Picard

(Sound Files Mostly Small Wave Files Less than 75K)

1. Screen Off!
2. Proceed!
3. Engage! #1
4. Engage! #2
5. Make It So!
6. Bridge To Engineering!
7. On Viewer!
8. Get Off My Bridge!
9. Enterprise, This Is The Captain!
10. Data! Later!
11. Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!
12. All Hands Abandon Ship!
13. Mr. Data, what kind of cake is this?
14. Space, the final frontier!
15. We should run a complete diagnostics on all command systems!
16. Attention All Hands!
17. Computer! Exit!
18. Computer! What Happened?
19. Energize!
20. Fire All Weapons!
21. Arm Phaser Banks and Photon Torpedoes!
22. You Have The Bridge Number 1!
23. Reconsider Your Decision!
24. No Will, we can't! We have to save humanity!
25. Now I think it's time to call in some old favors. Contact Admiral Riker!
26. Nobody is Perfect!
27. I'm Not Stupid
28. I will look forward to your report Mr. Broccoli!
29. Shields and deflectors up! Go to yellow alert!
30. What are you still doing here?
31. Resistance is Futile!
32. Shut up Wesley!
33. Beam me up Scotty!
34. Computer Discontinue Program!
35. We should run a complete diagnostic on all command systems.
36. Data Report!
37. I am Locutus! Resistance is Futile!
38. Perhaps you should deactivate your emotion chip for now. Good idea, Sir.
39. Don't let them touch you!
40. I must follow them back and repair whatever damage they have done.
41. Set a course for Earth, maximum warp.
42. The line must be drawn here!
43. This is Captain Picard of the Enterprise. I am taking command of the fleet.
44. I think you are the bravest man I've ever known.
45. Mr. Data and I are returning to the ship!
46. Come!
47. I think our lives just became a lot more complicated.
48. No hoooo Impossible!
49. This is Jean-luc Picard of the Federation Star Ship Enterprise!
50. Quite right Number 1!
51. Oh, please!
52. Peace and long life!
53. I'll be in my quarters!
54. This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!
55. Beavis and Butthead on Star Trek Next Generation
56. Beavis and Butthead meet Star Trek: Next Generation phone answering machine message.
57. Star Trek: Next Generation phone answer machine message.
58. I wish you well!

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